FLOATERS

“This floating poem got in front of me,
daring me to read it,
but I knew better…
I grabbed my flying-poem swatter
& chased it out the window…”

The truth is that the floating poem
problem is getting worse…
there are reports of floating poem
infestations
in the Venice and Silver Lake areas.

Mayor Garcetti issued a
Floating Poem Advisory,
urging residents to be on the alert
and report any sightings at once!
“We must resist any attempts
of the floating poem activists
to try to violate our prose-reading rights!,”
asserted the mayor.

Late bulletin: Governor Brown has authorized
the use of anti-floating-poem drones.
Please stay tuned for the latest details
in this developing story.

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