2010 HEADLINE NEWS
(12/25/09) This one is a little dated, but could
elicit a chuckle or two.
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-Bernie Madoff Bribes Guard –
Escapes from prison!
-Tiger Woods Enters Monastery –
Takes Celibacy Vow
-Jerry Falwell Comes Out!!
-Mayor Villaraigosa
Stays in Los Angeles
AN ENTIRE MONTH!
-Manny Ramirez Admits
Being Totally Bald!
Has Been Wearing False Dreadlocks
For Many Years!
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