Posts made in December, 2016

THOM McASS

Posted by on Dec 18, 2016

-You cracked your knuckles
with my nose…

-Applauded
on my … Continued

PLOT TWIST

Posted by on Dec 17, 2016

-Waiter!

-There’s a movie in my soup!

“ATTACK OF THE … Continued

LOOKING FOR MR. GOODSTANZA

Posted by on Dec 16, 2016

-Juanito Talento!
where did you go?
haven’t seen you for … Continued

MUDDY WATERS

Posted by on Dec 15, 2016

(wrote this following the big flood in New Orleans
caused … Continued

CHUGGING ALONG

Posted by on Dec 11, 2016

Life…
eternity’s way station.

Death…
the caboose
on the soul … Continued

K-HEAVEN 101.

Posted by on Dec 10, 2016

-The next 27 callers to 1-GOD-911
will receive a lifetime … Continued

SATISFIED CUSTOMER

Posted by on Dec 9, 2016

Stopped at God’s Soul Service
for a three-point,
‘How Am … Continued

FORMULA POETRY

Posted by on Dec 8, 2016

-Hi! I’m a poem
being born.

-Before ‘Hi!’
I was, … Continued

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU

Posted by on Dec 7, 2016

-Lance Corporal
Died Too Young, Jr.
Anytown, USA,
was killed … Continued

TURKEY TROT

Posted by on Dec 7, 2016

(intended to blog this on Thanksgiving day and forgot to … Continued