CHEERS!
-Have a nice day?!
who gives a trapeze artist’s fart?!
-Does having a nice day
imply celebration
of the States quo
in these United Status?
-Do you swear to have a nice day,
and nothing but a nice day,
so help you Disneyland?
-Did you have your
Smiley Face cereal
this morning?
-Don’t forget, a frown
is nothing but a smile
having convulsions.