SOUL MATTER
U.S. Certified,
Grade B –
Dominicanus-Americanus maximus.
Business acumen:
-Well, you know…
Intellectual achievements:
read over 2,000 issues
of “MAD Magazine”
Recommended action:
proceed with STOP –
(Soul Transplant
Operational Procedure.)
Post-soul extraction:
examine for damages
incurred during last use.
If in doubt, forward to
“Sin Eradication
and Resoul Dept. –
Mark it: to be repackaged.”
Warning:
wash your imaginary hands!