CHANCE MEETING
-Hi, Easy!
Hard! Good to see you!
-So what’s up, Easy?
The usual, taking care
of easy problems,
stuff like that…
and you, Hard?
-Me? Just trying
to survive hard times…
my house was foreclosed,
my car repossessed,
it’s been hard.
Sorry to hear that, Hard.
Well, I’ve got some easy things
I’ve got to take care of…
Good seeing you, Hard.
-Good seeing you, Easy,
and say hi to Mrs. Easy…
That’s not going to be easy,
she died of poisoning
two years ago.
-Sorry about that…
it must’ve been hard on you…
Not really…
as a matter of fact, it was easy!
-Well, so long, Easy…
Hasta la vista, Hard.