JOB INTERVIEW
First name?
-It Really.
Last name?
-Doesn’t Matter.
Occupation?
-Whatever.
Where did you last work?
-Wherever.
Who was your supervisor?
-Whoever.
Is that mister or Ms. Whoever?
-Whichever.
Mr. Doesn’t Matter,
you passed the test with a 100% score.
You’re hired.
You’ll train to be one of our managers.
Apathy’s has locations worldwide.