IT’S THE LAW!
It’s official!
The “Final Draft” law
was approved by Congress today –
Violators will suffer
severe penalties:
after finishing a poem,
removal of a comma or
exclamation point,
or even an altered line-break,
could result in a poetry-boarding,
a method of torture during which
the offender is forced to listen
to 12 poets reading in concert for an hour,
in low monotones.