WARNING! DON’T READ THIS STANDING UP OR SITTING DOWN!
-OK,
let’s see…
where was I?
-Of course! My secret formula
for saving humanity,
the one that will bring harmony
and prosperity and love
to the entire planet…
-I had it right here on the desk…
oh, no! where did the desk go!?
it was next to that… wall!?
there was a wall right there!
and a ceiling…
I swear there was a ceiling!
-Oh, no! there goes the floor…
I’m floating on… nothing!
I’m… I AM?! where am I?
I was here just moments ago…
is this scary or what?!
all of a sud