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Posted by newadmin on Jan 2, 2014

Happiness apps —

One year warranty —

Says ‘don’t worry, be happy’
every hour,
followed by ‘You’re the greatest!’
and ‘You’re doing great!’

Has direct link-up
to Happiness Central,
where deliriously happy operators
are ready to assist happiness-seekers
24/7.

“Our Happiness app is gluten-free
and is guaranteed not to include
high-fructose corn syrup.”