MAJORLY GAGFUL

Posted by on Feb 4, 2017

-Excuse me,
aren’t you Majorly Gagful,
Second Poetry Battalion,
Octavio Paz Regiment?

-Didn’t you once win
the Wurlitzer Prize
for playing with your organ?

-Aren’t you related to
Cecil B. De Gagful,
who runs the Viagra concession
at Sun City?

-Oh, you’re not him,
sorry about that…
I feel awful you’re not Gagful!

(’98)