THERE’S A WAITER IN MY SOUP!
Claims his name is Pierre,
says his greatest ambition
is to be an ingredient.
-I feel good when
I am among vegetables…
don’t mind at all
having paprika
sprinkled on me,
and most important,
I get along with oregano!
Follow-up:
It was later determined
it was all a hoax!
The ‘waiter’ is actually
a Prius-driving,
cilantro-addicted actor
named Federico Remolacha.
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