HARD TIMES
(wrote this in ’11, not long after
the Big Bad Market Days of ’08).
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“Uncle Sam
to Auction Top Hat
to Raise Funds
for U.S.A.”
“Times are tough,”
said the legendary uncle,
adding,
“Just doing what any other
red-blooded American would do.”
In other news:
China makes an offer to buy
cash-strapped California.
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