EXCLUSIVE! FLYING SAUCERS ARE ABOUT TO LAND ON EARTH!
(’95)
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The Earth’s soil
has been contaminated
with chemicals,
the air contains
tons of pollutants,
the oceans are
disposal dumps,
the ozone layer
is in danger of depletion,
drinking water is
an adventure,
growth hormones
and pesticides
are part of the food chain.
In response to this crisis,
two weeks from today
a fleet of gigantic UFO’s
will descend on many cities
across the globe,
including Los Angeles,
and friendly aliens
will evacuate everyone.
These beings will try
to save us from ourselves
& will transport
all six billion of us
to a brand-new Earth,
in another galaxy
two-thousand light years
from home.
Will the last person
to leave Earth
please turn off the lights
at the Poem Motel?