STRESS TEST
(’09)
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-Feel your pulse –
if it’s going too fast,
slow down…
-If it’s going too slow,
go faster…
-Count backward,
from 100 to 1…
when you get to 67, say,
“Did I just say 67?”
-Get off the elevator
& run into Woody Allen,
literally…
pieces of Mr. Allen
all over the floor…
-The Post will run
“WOODY ALLEN TRAMPLED
TO DEATH IN ELEVATOR!”
-Where was I?
Oh, yes, the Stress Test…
watch your breathing –
breathe,
but don’t be obvious about it…
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