SANTA CLAUS ARRESTED IN ARIZONA!
12/23/11
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-Sheriff Joe Arpaio
defended his action…
-“We arrested this bearded old-timer
on a rooftop,
trying to enter someone’s house
through a chimney; couldn’t prove
he was in the country legally…
I don’t care if he’s jolly or what…
no papers? Go straight to jail!”
-Meanwhile, news of dozens of
toy-deprived children demonstrating
in front of Arpaio’s office,
carrying “FREE SANTA!” signs.
-Unconfirmed reports say that a band
of elite elf commandos
is within striking distance,
with orders to apprehend the sheriff
& tickle him to death.
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