SOILED THINKING
(’11)
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-Were you aware
that all thoughts
must be pre-cleansed
to ensure purity?
–“Yes, your honor.”
-And yet, you were caught
in the act of meditating!
an obvious violation!
–“Your honor, I swear…
I wasn’t REALLY thinking!”
-You seem repentant…
therefore I’m only revoking
your thinking license
for six months,
instead of a year.
-During that period
you’re to wear a ThinkCap™
which will monitor
any thinking activity
within your mind.
-From this moment on,
you’re not to think at all!
Do you understand?!
–“Yes, your honor,
I… think so.
-You ‘THINK’ so?
what did I just say?!
I’m holding you in contempt!
-Bailiff!
remove the accused!
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