THE HEAVENLY ENQUIRER

Posted by on Oct 29, 2017

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ANGELS IN NEAR COLLISION
IS HEAVEN OVERSPIRITED?

Social notes –

Angel Food
& Angel Cake
were united
in matrimony –

The ceremony
was attended
by a gaggle
of angels.

ANGEL ALERT!

Angel-Mart
announces a recall:
wings distributed
by the giant retailer
have been found to have
a defective flip-flap mechanism:
sometimes they flip
when they should flap.

Literary news –

“Good heavens!”
was inducted into
Webster’s Unabridged –
Paradise Edition