TMZ FLASH!
(Nov. 28, 2009)
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-Jesus to make
a personal appearance
on Christmas Day!
-Will address the world
from in front of the letter “Y”
of the HOLLYWOOD sign.
-Large crowds anticipated –
the event is being supervised
by the REAL Guardian Angels,
who will also provide security.
-BYOB
(Bring Your Own Bible).
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