AFTERLIFE CRAIGSLIST

Posted by on Mar 4, 2018

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-“Relocating to
another dimension”

FREE:

– Spare angel wings,
never used –
heaven-dynamically
approved,
will trade for good wishes.

– “Genuine” brand
true-love pastry sticks –
delicious when warm…

– Freshly picked
sweet nothings,
whispered into
the ear –
(heavenly, but
beware of thorns!)

– Free copies of
“Heaven, for Dummies.”
(signed by “you know Who.”)

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