POEM NUMBER SO AND SO
-The Force!
-What a surprise…
what brings your mightiness
to my humble surroundings?
-I’m flattered to the extreme
that you would seek me out…
-What! Would I like to know
the secret of life? Why, certainly…
if you tell me, I will keep it a secret
or reveal it, as you wish, Great One!
-I see… for only $29.95 I can reveal
the secret to anyone who requests it
by calling 1-800-SECRETO…
The first 2,700 callers will receive a
free, autographed copy of
“HOW TO FLEECE ANYONE,”
By Sigmund Fraud.
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