A.D.
-OK,
here’s the deal…
-Your H.F.S.
(Heaven F.I.C.A. Score)
is only 699
& the minimum requirement
is 700,
for you to enter Heaven…
-You need to attend the
Purgatory Retraining Academy
for an indefinite period
of eternity…
-Upon entering
you will be given
a spiritual exam
and will be assigned
a soul number.
-Good night…
and good luck!
(yeah! I knew
he looked familiar!)