THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS
Historic moment:
The Secret of Happiness
about to be revealed –
great expectation
at the Hollywood Bowl…
-Ladies and gentlemen,
your host, Fred Optimist!
Happy to be here, of course –
I realize you’re anxious to know,
so here it is:
The Secret of Happiness is…
excuse me a second… it’s my ringtone,
how stupid of me – there, it’s off.
Where was I? oh, yes… The Secret, of course.
The Secret of Happiness
stars Brad Pitty, as Mark Secret, private eye,
and Angelina Joyful, as Happiness –
It takes place on the fringes of the mind
inside your body and soul.