MAJORLY GAGFUL

Posted by on Nov 15, 2014

-Excuse me,
aren’t you Major Lee Gagful,
Second Poetry Battalion,
Octavio Paz Regiment?

-Didn’t you once win
the Wurlitzer Prize
for playing with your organ?

-Aren’t you related to
Cecil B. De Gagful,
who runs the Viagra concession
at Sun City?

-Oh, you’re not him! –
sorry about that…
I feel awful
you’re not Gagful.