ANTI-GREED VACCINE DEVELOPED!
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-Shown 99% effective in rats.
-Pockets of strain-resistant
antibodies are still prevalent
in the Wall Street, Park Avenue,
and other, mostly affluent areas.
-The developer of the vaccine
Dr. Jones Sulk, issued a statement:
-“Please don’t be alarmed…
there are bound to be
greed outbreaks for some time,
and remember, greed prevention
should be part of a daily,
mind-cleansing routine.”
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