BALLAD OF THE WALKING POODLE
(’79 – ’80)
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-In the kennel of life,
I wag my own tail///
when I do do-do,
it’s always at the curb…
– My fur is always shiny
& I only wear
Sergeant’s designer collars…
– My bark is louder
than my intentions,,,
bigger poodles scare the Purina
out of me!
– Once, my master drove by the pound
& I wet the car carpet…
– Holy mutt! There’s Fifi, by the hydrant…
“Hey, Fifi, you wanna… woof!?
Oh, got a headache, eh?”
– And so, on this sad note,
ends the ballad of the walking poodle.
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