BANK OF MINDMERICA
The dollar is hereby discontinued,
replaced by the mindcoin,
which has six basic denominations:
5, 10, 20, 50, 100 & 1,000 MCs,
Mindcoins only exist in the imagination,
but may be traded in exactly the same fashion
as the antiquated dollar was.
When bills come in, just imagine having paid them
prior to their deadline, and there will be no penalty.
(Avoid counterfeit mindcoins…
look for telltale signs of TMS, -Tired Money Syndrome-
such as frequent under-10,000 MC transactions).
Mindcoin laundering is strictly prohibited!
violators will be subjected to a 20% devaluation
of their mindcoin holdings.