CAT TALE

Posted by on Jan 1, 2017

Gato Garabato,
Angora cat
speaks perfect Spanish…
not only that,
has a lot to say:

‘Por favor, excúsenme,
mi entrenamiento me dice
que debo ir a mi caja
a cagar.’

Which means:

‘Excuse me, please,
my training tells me
that I should go to my litter-box,
to shit.’

Gato Garabato
can meow bilingually,
but his English vocabulary
consists of only four words:

‘Me Spanish cat,
man!’