DEADLINE

Posted by on Apr 28, 2017

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Last day to enter Beyond Repair’s
first annual Anonymous Poetry Contest.

First Prize:
The Unknown Author Award.

(All entries must be submitted by mental
telepathy, using encrypted brainwaves.)
We guarantee that the winner will remain unknown!

Second Prize:
A five year subscription to Beyond Repair’s virtual magazine.
(Even though it’s imaginary, it’s fun to flip its pages!)
Don’t miss its virtual crossword puzzle, famous for its
intricate, non-existent clues!

Send in your entries before midnight.
(For quality assurance,
all mental communication may be monitored.)

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