DEAR MODERN TIMES
(’04)
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-It’s like this —
I don’t understand you
& vice versa –
-So there, I said it,
we need to divorce…
it’s the only way…
-You keep the Palm Pilot
& the e-pod,
I’ll keep the Funk & Wagnal’s…
-You go drive with On Star,
I’ll use the Thomas Guide,
the Playstation is yours,
the chess set is mine.
-Here’s the VCR, the LED
& the eMac,,,
I’ll keep the pencils,
the notebook and…
oh, yeah, the dumb phone.
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