DEFINITIVE RULES OF POETRY : HANDWRITTEN POEMS
Left-handed poems
are to be written
by left-handed poets ONLY.
All others are in violation
of left-handed poetic laws
and will be tried in front of
a left-handed jury
and a left-handed judge.
The poem in question
will be reviewed
by a left-handed critic.
Important Footnote:
Please observe at all times
proper left-handed protocol!