DENTIST-BOUND

Posted by on Oct 29, 2014

-On my way
to Dr. Toothpuller,
renown oral authority,
with the fate of my molars
in his hands.

-That’s the one,
see the tip of my tongue?
that’s it.

-Root canal?! Isn’t there
some other way?

-(Excuse me a moment
while I feel terrible
and try not to show it.)

-I see… OK, let’s do it then.

-I believe it was
Californius Erectus who said,
“Life is the pain capital
of Eternity”.