DESPERATELY CALLING INSPIRATION!
-Report immediately
to Home Base Campos
with all necessary equipment:
heavy word-jacks, phrase burnishers,
sentence carriers…
-This is a WIT (Writer In Trouble)
emergency!
-The Image-o-Meter points to
thought apathy, lack of motivation,
and a general feeling of don’tgiveashitness…
symptoms of a massage-deficient ego.
-THIS IS A RED ALERT!
-Sálvese quien pueda!