DISNEYELETONS IN THE CLOSET
(back in the middle ’60s I knew several of the
Mouseketeers, including Annette Funicello, Doreen
Tracy, etc. That kinda inspired me to write the
following, back in ’07).
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-Hello…
my name is Mickey Mouse –
perhaps you heard of me…
-What I’m about to reveal
pains me very much,
as it will cause pain to you,
no doubt… because, well, you see…
Mr. Disney was a mouse molester!
-I know, I know! Incredible, but true!
I’ve got it on tape…
listen to this excerpt:
“…you, and me (panting sound)…
and Minnie… you know what I mean?
a threesome…”
-I’m as shocked as you are,
but the truth must be told…
especially now that Larry Flynt
is going to buy Disneyland!
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