DISTANT ENCOUNTER OF THE FIFTH TOKE
-Andante Cantabile!
Have you seen Johann Sebastian?
The last time I spoke to him
he was carrying several melodies
and a partita… nothing seemed amiss,
except…
-Yes, yes, except what?
Well, I could tell
by the piano they were in…
-What!? You mean to tell me
he was not using his
Carry-A-Tune Portable Device
that nephew Wolfgang Amadeus
gave him for his bar mitzvah?
-So he wasn’t Jewish, so what?
what does that have to do
with the price of Waterhouse stock?
-Anyway, listen, if you run into
Jonathan Winters ask him what happened
when three ghosts floated into a bar…
it’ll kill ya!