EMERGENCY!
(’13)
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-Inner demon alert!
-Approach with caution…
last time spotted
threw himself on the mat
& applied a half-nelson
on his own body.
-He’s in his ’80s, about 5’8″,
balding and strictly delusional…
-Have pen and writing pad
at the ready…
it helps calm him down.
-If you spot him,
tell him that you think
he’s still a good poet.
-If he claims he found
the secret of life,
tell him to secure
a copyright.
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