FLOATERS
“This floating poem got in front of me
daring me to read it,
but I knew better…
I grabbed my flying-poem swatter
& chased it out the window…”
The truth is that the floating poem problem
is getting worse,
there are reports of floating poem infestations
in the Venice and Silver Lake areas.
Mayor Garcetti has issued a floating poem advisory,
urging residents to be on the alert
and report any sightings at once –
“We must resist any attempts of the floating poem
industry lobby to try to impose this violation of our privacy rights.”,
said the mayor.
Late bulletin: Governor Brown has authorized the use of
anti-floating-poem drones. Please stay tuned for the
latest details in this developing story.