-I’m drowning in a sea of orange Jell-O,
still holding an Oreo cookie,
screaming in Spanglish,
“Ayúdenme, pleese!
el Cookie Monster viene
y voy a ser su lunch!”

(In the background,
Boccherini’s Minuet in e Major.)

-The Rescue Squad arrives,
shaking pressurized cans of
Instant Whipped Cream
as they run…

-I see the danger and try to stop them,
“Wait!” I holler, but it’s too late…

-“Ready, aim, fire away!”

-The last words I hear are,
“Who’s got the cherry?”

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