HOT OFF THE WIRE!!
(11/28/’09)
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-Due to the worsening world situation
Jesus to make a personal appearance
on Christmas Day!
-Will address the world
from in front of the letter ‘Y’
of the Hollywood sign.
-Large crowd anticipated –
The event is being organized
by The Guardian Angels,
who will also provide security.
-B.Y.O.B.
(Bring Your Own Bible.)
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