HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD
(’09)
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-“Thank you for calling Warmonger’s,
how may I help… hold on,
one moment, please…”
-“No, no… forget Darfur,
it brings bad publicity…
Nigeria could use
a couple of massacres,
or see if you can get
a crisis brewing around the Balkans…
they’ve been at peace for too long!”
-“I’m sorry to interrupt,
I have vital information
that could help save the world!
-“Oh, sure, just one second –
(hello… Security? Trace this call,
I have a nut case on the line
who thinks the world can be saved…
hurry!)
-Thank you for remaining on the line…
so you have a plan, eh?
I have plenty of time…
please tell me all about it.
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