INVASION!
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-Your attention, please!
-A multitude of
stinging one-liners & phrases
were spotted in the Pacific Ocean,
approaching the shores
of Southern California.
-Do not be alarmed!
-We recommend being alert
& to avoid stepping on
any sharp-cornered 'X's, 'W's,
or inverted 'V's.
-Strange or foreign words
may be taken to a recycling center
to exchange for refurbished insults
& other staples.
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