JOB INTERVIEW
-Are you at present
a god?
-If “no,”
have you ever considered
being a god?
-If “no” again,
how about a devil?
-“I’m not into tails”
is not an answer!
-“Hell, no!” –
that’s better…
-There’s an opening
for god of Circumstances…
no experience needed –
would you be interested?
-Good!
By order of the authority
vested on me,
I now declare you to be
a god of Circumstances…
-Now go be circumspect!
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’07