Excuse me,
I’m looking for God…

-How do you do, I’m God.
How may I help you?

Well, you see God,
I’ve sinned.

-You have?

Yes, definitely…
I’ve sinned, sinned, sinned,
I admit it!

-Well, that’s not too good,
what do you suggest
I should do to such a sinner?

I think you should say to yourself,
“he sinned, alright,
but at least he admitted it,
give him a break…”

-OK sinner, I’ll give you a break,
but tell me,
why did you sin in the first place?

Because I knew that if I did,
all I had to do was to admit it,
and I would be forgiven.

-In other words, God can be fooled…

Not exactly… it’s just that He worries
about the big stuff…
you think he’s going to be worried
about a broken window of the soul?
For Christ’s sake, this is God we’re talking about!

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