NO ROOM AT THE INN
(12/’04) Was looking for this one last
week; found it today.
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-Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Mary, expectant mother…
‘There’s no room at the inn…
there’s a Manger 6
about a mile down the road –
good luck.’
-Hi, I’m Mary,
they told me at the inn
that I could have my baby here.
‘Sure, will that be cash
or credit card?’
-But…
‘We also need you to sign
this release form,
absolving us from all damages
resulting from lying in the hay…’
-But…
‘And be sure to include
your Spirit Security Number,
that’s for protection
against soul theft.’
-Allright.
‘And by the way,
good luck with the baby…
I bet he or she will be famous,
some day.’
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