NO ROOM AT THE INN

(12/’04) Was looking for this one last
week; found it today.

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-Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Mary, expectant mother…

‘There’s no room at the inn…
there’s a Manger 6
about a mile down the road –
good luck.’

-Hi, I’m Mary,
they told me at the inn
that I could have my baby here.

‘Sure, will that be cash
or credit card?’

-But…

‘We also need you to sign
this release form,
absolving us from all damages
resulting from lying in the hay…’

-But…

‘And be sure to include
your Spirit Security Number,
that’s for protection
against soul theft.’

-Allright.

‘And by the way,
good luck with the baby…
I bet he or she will be famous,
some day.’

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