NORTH POLE NEWS & WORLD REPORT
Dear Santa:
I’ve been good… (well, you know,
except that one time…)
Please bring me an all-possibilities
fulfillment kit,
including four lucky coincidences
and the same amount of lucky breaks.
Please, also a high efficiency
b.s. deflector, with Automatic Lie-Alarm™ —
you don’t even have to wrap it.
Thank you bearded one,
and please let the reindeers get enough rest.
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