ON MEETING GOD
Excuse me, I’m looking for God…
–How do you do, I’m God.
what can I do for you?
Well, you see God, I’ve sinned.
–You have?
Yes, most definitely…
I’ve sinned, I admit it!
–Well, that’s not too good,
what do you suggest I should do to such a sinner?
I think you should say to yourself,
‘He sinned, allright,
but at least he admitted it, give him a break…’
–OK, sinner, I’ll give you a break,
but tell me, why did you sin in the first place?
Because I knew that if I did, all I had to do
was admit it and I would be forgiven.
–In other words, God can be fooled…
Exactly! He worries about the big stuff…
you think he’s going to be worried
about a broken window of the soul?
For Christ’s sake, this is God we’re talking about!