PUNNING AROUND

(’79 – ’80)

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– Preparation H & I
do get intimate,
although he’s never up-front with me,,,

– He’s more likely to get behind me,
itching to get paid
for a pile of services.

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STILE

(’78 – ’79)

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– “You get what you pay.”

– Said the tile salesman,,,
his mustache the color
of grout #12.

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THE S.S. U.S. ECONOMY…

(Wrote this in ’08, in the middle
of the Great Recession.)

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– …struck a greedberg
& is taking on water…

– Anxious moments,,,
the passengers lose hope…

– But… wait!
a rescue ship approaches…

– The S.S. HERBERT HOOVER!

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CODE-P EMERGENCY!

(’11)

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– Quick!

– Sound the alarm!
camouflage the images!!

– The poets are coming!
The poets are coming!

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JOB INTERVIEW

(’07 – ’18)

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– “Have you ever considered
being a god?”

– “No? How about a devil?”

– “I’m into tails is not an answer!”

– ” ‘Hell no!’ That’s better…”

– “There’s an opening
for god of Circumstances,,,
would you be interested?”

– “Experience? Sure…
being here is an experience…
signing on the dotted line,
that’s another…”

– “That’s it! Nothing to it…
by order of the authority
vested on me, I now declare you to be
a god of Circumstances,,,”

– “Now, go happen!”

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