SIGNAGE

(’07)

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WELCOME TO
SPEEDTRAP, FL

BRIDGE IS OUT
(Try soft foods)

BIGFOOT NATIONAL FOREST

HAPPY GLEN ASYLUM
FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE
(You’d be crazy
to pick up hitchhikers!)

CURVES AHEAD
DON’T HONK YOUR HORN
CHEW ON YOUR BREAD
AND YOUR EAR OF CORN

MYAMMAR SHAVE

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JOB INTERVIEW

0(’14)

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– “Last name?”

‘Doesn’t Matter.’

– “First name?”

‘It Really.’

– “Occupation?”

‘Whatever.’

– “Where did you
last work?”

-‘Wherever.’

– “Who was your
supervisor?”

‘Whoever.’

– “Is that mister
or Ms. Whoever.?’

‘Whichever.’

“Excellent!
Mr. Doesn’t matter,
you’ve passed the test
with a 100% correct score!…
Welcome to Apathy’s!”

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OVATION ELATION

(’91)

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– At the poetry reading,,,
the thunderous roar
of the three attendees.

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L.A. 1991

(’91)

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– Car approaches…
“Whereyoufrom?”
Bang!
‘I’ve been shot!’

– Car speeds away,,,
boy dies,
boy is buried,
family grieves.

– Car approaches…

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ACCIDENTAL WORD SPILLAGE

(’93)

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– Is there a poet
in the house?!

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