SPRING FORWARD

Posted by on Oct 28, 2018

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– Lots of goings on in New York…
building activity,,, a round tower going up,
off-Broadway at 45th…

– The 9th New York Book Fair,
the 11th Avenue street food-fair,
crackdown of drivers running red lights…

– Celebrations in Central Park,
the outside of many subway cars
painted clean…
subway repairs,
thousands ride bicycles,
the theater thrives,
people still walk
as if trying to outmaneuver time….

– A case of murder –
a 33-year-old Jordanian immigrant
cigar-store owner, shot & killed during a hold-up,,,
on Broadway, near 104th St.

– The police leave a hand-written notice
on the shuttered entrance,
asking for the public’s assistance
in solving the murder…

– Red & white flowers are left at the door
by neighborhood residents –
“He was a good man,” says one,
“Always gave candy to the neighborhood kids.”

– The slain man left a wife & five children –
the widow will return to Jordan.

– It has rained a lot,,,
the pizza-by-the-slice places
still pack them in –
pedestrian matadores defy traffic,
buses squeeze in & out of spaces
not meant to be squeezed in & out of…
the lunch crowds surge along Madison Avenue,
5th Avenue, Avenue of the Americas, Broadway…

– A new breed of young cop patrols the city,,,
in cars, on foot, on horses ///
“They have a lot of spirit & enthusiasm,”
says one of their superiors… “But they’re too used
to riding the subways – they’re lousy drivers.
One totaled two cars in three days.”

– The sidewalk fruit store at Broadway & 95th…
still open at 2:45 a.m.

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Posted by on Oct 28, 2018

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NEXT SUNDAY TO BE RECALLED!

– It’s official ///
next Sunday has been recalled
& will not be part
of the regular calendar cycle.

– In its place, that particular day
will henceforth be known as Noneday.

– Anyone caught using the term ‘Sunday’
will be declared a nonconformist,
& will not be allowed the use of the letter “E”
for the next six months.

– It includes names,
so if you’re Alec, you will be ‘Al c.’

– If v ryon coop rat s, th r will b no probl m.

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FAMILIAR SOUL

Posted by on Oct 28, 2018

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– “OK, here’s the deal…

– “Your H.F.S. (Heaven F.I.C.A. Score) is only 699,
& the minimum Heaven-admittance-Requirement
is 700…

– “You need to attend the
Purgatory Preparatory Academy
for an indefinite period of eternity…”

– “Upon entering you will be given
a spiritual exam
& will be assigned a Soul Security Number.”

– “Good night… and good luck.”

– – ‘Thank you for your forthrightness,
Angel Morrow.’

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DIRECTIVE

Posted by on Oct 27, 2018

(’07)

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From –

Department of Inner Insecurity:

Turn “Peace of Mind” nob
to “Uncertain.”

Disconnect all
“Thinking Process”
filters,,,

Deactivate the
“Creative Impulse Control Mechanism”

Set “Survival” gage to
“Lowest Expectations”

Change your
“Doom Scenario Accelerator” setting,
from “Minimum Probability”
to “Maximum Possibility” …

Go to ‘bésalo adiós punto com’

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TRUE LIE

Posted by on Oct 26, 2018

(’09)

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– “I swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth,
so help me Pinocchio.”

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